Ok, I will do this in English, because as you can see, this PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE has lots and lots of trouble with translating our nations language (Dutch) into English. So for all those other moron Americans who want to know my view on this (hahahah who cares),  I will just write in plain and simple English-American.  And I promise I will write very very slow.... so take your time.

Let's first agee that Dutch is one of the most difficult languages in the world. You just don't 'Google translate' the Ducth language without tripple-checking if you're little three-cell American burger-brain actually got it right!

Secondly, the Dutch health program is seen as one of the most effective and reliable health systems in the world. Americans (and others) actually fly in on a daily base to steel all kind of knowledge.... about everything! And since we, The Dutch are very generous people and like to share our knowledge with others, we allow them.
Americans are lazy burgermachines, with popcorn in their eyes and hot-dogs coming out of their ears.

For the record
We, The Dutch, don't euthanise our old folks. Our old folks are not affraid to go to the hospital...Hell, if you don't watch out, they just hurt themselves JUST to see a doctor!! The food is great! And NO , our old folks don't walk around with wrist bands saying 'Don't euthanise me'. BUT YES !!! Our young folks.... they (like me) think this is a BLAST. An opportunity you can't waist....as we say: "It's an open door'  I have no doubts that within a week, you can buy these kind of wrist bands everywhere in The Netherlands.Why? Because it gives us, The Dutch, the perfect opportunity to show them, those little-three-cell-brain Americans, just how stupid they really are! And as you know, plastic stays forever!

ARE WE, THE DUTCH, ANGRY ABOUT THIS?
NOOOO.....Of course not!  If a presidential candidate, goes on National Television, telling so many rediculous lies about our little cheese-, windmill- and flowerloving country... Having no idea where The Netherlands actually can be found on this little planet and embarreses himself beyond anything we could imagine, we, The Dutch, are just laughing the shit out of our asses and pissing ourselves untill we drop from dehydration. We celebarte! We go out on the streets, shouting 'America Forever' and slap high-fives where ever we can.

Thank you America,
Thank you Mr Rick Santorum(hahahahahahaha, we even get a bonus!) and thank you Rachel Maddow (by the way: you look like a boy!) for making my day even more fantastic!

Ik loop niet rond met een aureool boven mijn hoofd.  Spontaan vliegt er echt wel eens iets uit de keel, dat balanceert op het randje van wat gehoord mag worden. Ik heb soms acties, waarvan ik achteraf toch best wel denk: 'Moest dat nou?'. En ja, ook burgelijke ongehoorzaamheid is me niet vreemd.

Maar dankulieveheer dat ik nog niet zo diep gezonken ben dat ik mezelf dit nog moet afvragen....

Wat lopen er toch enge lui naast u op het trottoir! Jakkes..